Day Twenty-Five: MOH: The Washingtonians (2007)

  This unfortunate entry in the short-lived Showtime series Masters of Horror answers the question that has been on all American's minds in the last few years: What if the father of our country was a cannibal? The answer: a bunch of lame cannibals in wigs would carry on his legacy. It's an uninteresting story made none more enjoyable by the hokey execution. Oh well.