Day Twenty-Three - Feast III: The Happy Finish

Feast was a fun creature feature with a good sense of humor. Feast II: Sloppy Seconds was a lame attempt to make some sort of Feast/Troma hybrid that only succeeded in sucking. Well, with Feast III: The Happy Finish the filmmakers have picked up right where they left off. There are some slight improvements from the second film. For instance, the girl with the bright red hair is topless for most of the movie. Spoiler: A giant robot steps on a the last surviving girl at the end. Other than that it's more of the same: a pipe through the head, monster eats a head/shits a head, motorcycle disembowelment, midget catapulted/ripped in half/run over, pants-shitting, monster butt-fucks a guy through a wall, monster's balls hit camera, several severed limbs and a retarded jedi. It sounds much better than it is, really.